Thursday, March 8, 2007

Spotplex etc.

Hey all, just found this thing called Spotplex while siz-urfing the niz-et...seems pretty cool, of course you need an invite to join it until its out of beta. From what I understand, it will publicize your blog and keep track of how many people visit the site etc...I guess the more popular your blog is, the better it gets ranked on Spotplex.

Back to work for me today for the first time this week. I really wish there was a way to make money without doing anything, cuz I would be all over that shit. I have immensely enjoyed this week off and I'd be lying if I told you I was looking forward to going back to the shit hole that is my job to deliver pizzas to ungrateful fuckers....but that's the life of a delivery boy...never knowing how you'll pay next months bills, just hoping that you won't have been shot by some customer who wants the $58 you have in your pocket...blah blah blah... Talk to you later bloganamaningnang world.

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Monday, March 5, 2007

Even Though My Balls are Big, Sometimes I Wish They Were Bigger

So I've been doing a lot of drinking and I've decided that it stops me from being the productive person i know I can be. Rather than stopping with all the drinking I think I'm just going to be an unproductive alcoholic for the rest of my life...why not right? Who needs a real job and a house...people who don't think you smell bad? A wife...2 1/2 kids...a dog...a sex doll for when your wife is away on business trips? Oh life is a shambles.

Nah, I'm just kidding guys, I'm taking it easy on the booze and trying to get back into the swing of writing more often, although, the booze is what helped so many writers be productive, so I'm not sure its gonna work the way I plan.

I read an article in Reuters' Oddly Enough section about some parents beating up a principal in Italy over their son's bad grades. This is why Italians are crazy as fuck. I know what you're thinking..."I'm Italian you piece of shit! Go fuck yourself!" But seriously, chances are that if you are Italian, you are a crazy bastard and willing to beat the shit out of some principal or cop over grades or a damn soccer game.

In other news, my testicles are growing way too large lately. They are rivaling Mars and Jupiter and may soon even be as big as the swing of Tiger Woods.