BEAR GRYLLS' BAR & GRILL
PONCHOS AND A SINGLE MATCH AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR
BREAKFAST
A ROBIN'S EGG SERVED RAW WITH A SIDE OF MOSS
LUNCH
BLT SANDWICH - THE BRAIN, THE LUNG AND THE TESTICLES OF A RABBIT CRUSHED TO DEATH JUST THIS MORNING BY A FALLING BRANCH, SERVED ON TWO PIECES OF BARK FROM THE SAME BRANCH.
DINNER
ASSORTED INSECTS AND ARACHNIDS, EAT THEM WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE TO GET THE MOST NUTRITION.
TODAY'S SPECIAL
YOUR OWN SHIT, SERVED AS A PATE, OVER A BED OF FISH GUTS.
DRINKS
LAKE WATER
POND WATER
RIVER WATER
FJORD WATER
TRIBUTARY WATER
RECYCLED URINE
IT IS ADVISABLE THAT ONE DOES NOT EAT FOR SEVERAL DAYS BEFORE DINING AT THE BEAR GRYLLS BAR & GRILL. PLEASE NOTE THAT ANYONE WHO HAS A WEAK STOMACH MAY DIE. NO SHARING PLATES.
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