Post #100

Hey ya'll, I've stuck with this blog long enough to have 100 posts over the course of the last 3 or 4 years. Wow, what a meaningless statistic. Well let's see, what meaningful things have I done in that time period:

- I started a magazine. We have completed work for four issues, http://lifeafterdeath-comp.blogspot.com/

- I completed the script for an issue of a comic, only 5 to go.

- I've got a start on a novel and a TV pilot.

- I've quit two jobs. Pizza Delivery Boy and Asset Disposal Inside Account Manager.

- I've gotten one job.

- I've been to two funerals.

- I've been to one wedding.

- I've been to LBI 4 times with my family. Twice without.

- I've been to Boston, New York, Williamsburg, Philadelphia, Asheville, Orange County, Palm Springs, La Quinta

- I'm about to go to Aruba.

- I've seen Dispatch, NIN, Jane's Addiction, Against Me!, Modest Mouse, almost REM.

And there are a lot more somewhat noteworthy things that I've done, I'm sure, but summing up my life is pretty depressing. I need to do something important. Something that resonates with other people and not just myself, I think. Here I come to save the day.

Anti-inspired (sad face)

Inspiration is a fickle bastard with a razor dick. I'm stuck on about 4 different writing projects I'm doing. Yay...Oh well, time to power through I guess. That's why I've come on here to post. I need to get something down just so I don't feel like a total failure. So, anyone got any work for a freelancer who can write? Requirements: I would like for my next job to not make me hate my life.

This is month three of freedom from corporate America and boy, am I still not bored. Sorry all you doubters. I'm pretty sure I could do this forever if it wouldn't cause me to die of starvation. I'm not the guy who wants to go make someone else rich all day. I have more than enough random crap rattling around in my head to amuse/befuddle me for the rest of time, or you know...at least a while. What did you people used to do during summer vacations from school? Sit around all day and mope that you couldn't wait until September? Jesus.

Anyway, back to tinkering I go.

Chatroulette

So, this site is kind of like the black or red part of roulette. According to 5 minutes of research, you have about a 50-50 shot of seeing a dude jerking off. I don't like them odds. I must've seen 6 guys whacking it in way too short a time span. Don't you people have fucking lives? I mean, I don't have a life and I'm still not jerking it for the world to see. Does anyone like watching that? Jesus Christ. I feel like technology is devolving us. People will be flinging shit at each other on Skype in no time.

Aaaand rant.

Idea for a Restaurant

BEAR GRYLLS' BAR & GRILL

PONCHOS AND A SINGLE MATCH AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR

BREAKFAST

A ROBIN'S EGG SERVED RAW WITH A SIDE OF MOSS

LUNCH

BLT SANDWICH - THE BRAIN, THE LUNG AND THE TESTICLES OF A RABBIT CRUSHED TO DEATH JUST THIS MORNING BY A FALLING BRANCH, SERVED ON TWO PIECES OF BARK FROM THE SAME BRANCH.

DINNER

ASSORTED INSECTS AND ARACHNIDS, EAT THEM WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE TO GET THE MOST NUTRITION.

TODAY'S SPECIAL

YOUR OWN SHIT, SERVED AS A PATE, OVER A BED OF FISH GUTS.

DRINKS

LAKE WATER
POND WATER
RIVER WATER
FJORD WATER
TRIBUTARY WATER
RECYCLED URINE

IT IS ADVISABLE THAT ONE DOES NOT EAT FOR SEVERAL DAYS BEFORE DINING AT THE BEAR GRYLLS BAR & GRILL. PLEASE NOTE THAT ANYONE WHO HAS A WEAK STOMACH MAY DIE. NO SHARING PLATES.

Life After Death is out

I guess I should post on here as an exercise in keeping this blog updated from time to time that LIFE AFTER DEATH, our post zombocalypse take on society magazine is out and available for purchase on magcloud.com.  Check it out: LIFE AFTER DEATH.

Also, if you're interested, you can learn more about what LAD is all about from the blog site: http://lifeafterdeath-comp.blogspot.com/

Please, if you're good with art, go onto that site and take a look at the art contest going on right now and throw your hat in the ring, we're desperate for submissions.

Thanks for readin.